I am Jack's wasted life

All I can say is I love Grieves and I want to go to Ultra.

littlehinduthings:

it’s not a true internet fight without the word “sweetie”

(via greetings)

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

(via greetings)

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

(via distraction)

surprisebitch:

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yes, that is britney spears, (who has sold more than 200 Million records, has six #1 albums, 2 diamond albums, has more than 400 awards, and is worth 200 million dollars) waiting in line to be served at starbucks wearing pyjamas

(Source: surprisebitch, via feat)

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

(via tragicallyinsanee)

kissmeok:

love/couples

kissmeok:

love/couples

think-thank-thunk:

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

(via tragicallyinsanee)

detoxys:

BYE

detoxys:

BYE

(via greetings)

mynameisanthony:

Steal her look: Scarlet Takes A Tumble:

Yves Saint Laurent Classic Short Sleeve Pocket T Shirt Black ($495.00)

Nydj Lindsey Wide-Leg Chambray Drawstring Pant ($89.95)

Prada Brown Leather Ankle Strap Basketweave Wedges ($281.99)

American Drew 792-760 Cherry Grove Oval Leg Table ($1,315.00)

(via beyoncebeytwice)

dickmark:

OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT

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AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????

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YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?

(Source: autisticalfred, via palmist)

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

(via palmist)

“"I love you" doesn’t mean a fucking thing if you spit it down the throat of every girl who makes you feel less dead”

—   (via extrasad)

(via princesskarissaa)